Welcome to your new favourite site.

This is bluescreen.ing, formerly the ugliest website on Neocities, currently the hottest one on GitHub. The name's Blue, and I'll be your guide today through the twisted machinations of my mind... or more likely, mediocre-to-good blog posts.

Here I post reviews of everything from high sci-fi to weird lesbian punk, how-to guides on my hobbies and your one-stop shop for everything from other websites to books to music. All yours to peruse at your leisure. I've built this site from scratch and by hand - quite the feat for an idiot biologist slash professional beefcake - so I appreciate you taking a look around. She's my heart and soul... or something.

Latest post

• Body Double by Hanna Johansson

  28 Jul 2026

  Body Double is a carefully-crafted psychological thriller, centering themes of observation, obsession and identity. I read the English translation by Kira Josefsson in a single evening - something I haven’t done in years! - and it’s a techni...

About the webmaster

My name, as far as you're concerned, is Blue, and I'm a twenty-something year old Brit with a passion for biosciences and endurance sports. I like to outsorce my pronouns to the people who actually have to use them (A.K.A. not me) so go nuts. Media-wise, I'm a fan of anything that can even slightly be considered sci-fi or horror, ideally some combination of the two, but I'm pretty genre-fluid. I love rock music, making/mutilating my own clothes and scaring adult men in the gym.

I first discovered webdev as a hobby when I got covid really badly, had a terrible fever and designed and built most of a website before regaining consciousness again. I've been maintaining it on and off since then. This latest iteration is hopefully somewhat responsive, making it immediately better than the previous version. It's also a darn sight more accessible than my old one. Still ugly though. I mean, look. I can't even get these webring links to sit in a nice orderly way.

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Frequently Asked Questions

1. Why does the website look rubbish?

   I dunno, your mum likes it though.

2. How can I keep up with the life-changing insights you provide?

   Check the footer for the RSS feed, my friend.

3. What hair dye do you use?

   Bleach to as light a blonde as you can manage, then use Manic Panic Rockabilly Blue - but leave it on for like, three hours. Longer if you can stand it. I watched Tremors last time I did that. Decent movie. Anyway, mine's still bright blue and it's been four months now so the method works. Trust.